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Last night, when i was spanking a glossy ass, I thought about a girl who's ass was just as glossy as the lipstick I found in her bag, which remembered me of a pink slip, so I asked myself: Why not draw funny faces on the next glossy ass i meet. So I took my glossy-ass-finder-binoculars and went to the rent-a-glossy-ass-shop for a good catch. Once there a couple of Japanese Tourists made tons of photos of me while I reached out my hand for the most round, soft and glossy apple ass I've ever seen. So I decided to do a silly dance called 'The Numa Numa Dance' and sang along the "Ogu Ogu Song" as I danced. Unfortunally this seemed to scare the dog right next to me, so he pissed on the japanese's Travelers bag. The couple screamed disgusted and made a picture of it! When I saw that the dog finaly ran away I felt to find the dog and so I bought some dogcakes and spread out in the jungle to find it. I only found Arnold Schwarzenegger and George Bush cooking the dog for dinner but then Chuck Norris descended from heaven to the jungle, and transformed into a Predator. Than he did his popular roundhouse-leap which he copied from Shagroth, who is known as the apepotatoesking, which looks like quite silly. Then I saw a huge hole in the ground and decided to jump in it... and there was Carniwhore, waiting for me.